I'm a Fatty

OK, that's not news to anybody. The problem is, I haven't exercised for almost 2 weeks, because of my injury. I believe it or not went to the gym 3 times a week, pretty much so I could maintain my lard eating habits and not become a sumo wrestler. Well put a diaper on me and pull my hair on top of my head. Since I haven't been able to exercises, add a trip to Las Vegas, Buffets, Ice cream, In-N-Out Burger, did I mention Buffets? I am joining a Sumo Wrestling league. My pants no longer fit, so imagine me in fat pants rolling around my house:)

Also, does it seem strange to anyone but me, that my bruises from the fall did not show up until a week after it happened. Normally bruises don't take that long, do they? Also is it typical for a sprain to hurt this long? If I call the Doctor they undoubtedly will tell me to come in. It's a liability if they don't. So as to not waste any money, anybody know the answers to these questions.